20 Funny Cheesy Pickup Lines that Will Make you Smile


Check out these 20 funny pick up lines for your next date.

Guys, we have found what you need for your next date night. So, whether you are going out with a friend, wife, or girlfriend, check out these funny pick up lines. They are sure to woo your lady. Although they are cheesy (cliche), they will make you smile.

Here we go:

  1. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  2. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  3. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  4. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  5. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
  6. I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
  7. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  8. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  9. Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
  10. What’s on the menu? Me-n-U
  11. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  12. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  13. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  14. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  15. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  16. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
  17. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  18. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  19. When God made you, he was showing off.
  20. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

So, next time you need some pick up lines, freely use these ones.


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